so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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