Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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