I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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