oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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