he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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