he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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