a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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