Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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