well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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