Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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