she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
