You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Randomize
