You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I need water and some morals
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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