and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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