You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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