what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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