So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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