Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It was confusing and full of hummus
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
