Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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