Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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