after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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