I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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