Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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