She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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