At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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