there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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