At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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