A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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