i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Shame - the story of my life.
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