I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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