soooo we both peed the bed last night...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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