I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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