am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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