So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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