Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
id be glad to
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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