I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
honey bunches of taint.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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