I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
