I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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