I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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