just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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