just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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