I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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