And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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