so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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