wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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