problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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