Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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