Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
