I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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