I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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