I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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