Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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