i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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