There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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