how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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