I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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